The Spoof : Merger creates new Church of America funny satire story

I do so want this to be true because then we can merge our literature into one mega-tract we can hand out to everyone.

Salt Lake City, Utah - In an unprecedented merger, expected to have massive ramifications for spirituality in America, several major off-brand sects of Christianity have all joined together into one monolithic faith.

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maybemaybenot said…

I. LOVE. THIS. Hilarious, Mike. Still snickering...

Jennifer

26 October 2009 at 03:20

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